{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Joshua Michael Zeitz is an American historian and former Democratic politician. He is the author of several books on American political and social history and has written for the New York Times, Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, The New Republic, The Atlantic, Dissent, and American Heritage. Zeitz appeared as a commentator on two PBS documentaries – Boomer Century, and Ken Burns' Prohibition — and has commented on public policy matters on CNBC and CNN International. He has held faculty positions at Harvard, Cambridge and Princeton and is the author of four books.
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